Wednesday, January 28, 2009

It Takes all Kinds

I do not particularly want to be roasted alive

nor do I care to be eaten (as in cannibalized...*smile*)

being used as a punching bag holds no appeal

nor do I wish my mouth to be used as an ashtray

I'd really rather not have my cunt sewn shut
(yes I realize I have 2 other holes, thank you)

I am fond of my nipples and tits so nailing them to the furniture or skewering them is probably not a good idea

oh and that thing about shitting in my mouth......thank you for the generous offer but.......

I am on a diet

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